just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She bit a glass in half.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
as a side note pls kill me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize