I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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