hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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