he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize