I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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