Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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