therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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