It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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