From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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