oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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