Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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