i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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