Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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