i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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