Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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