this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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