Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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