I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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