Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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