Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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