so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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