my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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