If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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