Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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