Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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