I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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