He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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