Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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