She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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