how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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