my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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