Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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