i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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