Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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