I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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