Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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