Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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