You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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