whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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