I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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