your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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