He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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