That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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