Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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