Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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