He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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