I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
