just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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