There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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