Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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