garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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