you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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